In the following video, AI mastermind Sam Altman reveals his plan to monopolize intelligence. I really should watch more TV or something because I didn't know that Sam was so harmlessly dense, even if he fancies himself Dr. Evil. (Or Alex Karp.) Or he would be harmless if every word were not drenched in mendacious Trumpy-used-car-salesman sleaze.

(Source: Rump Twitter)